is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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