Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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