Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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