Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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