he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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