I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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