I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
