Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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