I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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