at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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