Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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