We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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