check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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