i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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