Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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