just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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