I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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