They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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