Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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