there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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