Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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