I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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