What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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