do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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