fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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