One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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