dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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