I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize