just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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