I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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