if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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