I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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