Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize