A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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