ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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