whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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