You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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