Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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