Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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