You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
there is glitter all over my balls
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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