im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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