I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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