i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize