I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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