and she was petting her beer can
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
