Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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