Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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