glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
