he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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