My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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