Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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Farmville is her only friend.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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