hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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