all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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