We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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