Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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