He is such a slut. More and more my type.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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