another moral hangover. fuck.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
