yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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