hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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