I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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