his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.