Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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