Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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