yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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