why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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